Crush my Dreams

First topic message reminder :

So basically, the poster will say his dreams/wishes, starting with 'I wish...'. Then, the next poster will try to crush it, and then says his dreams/wishes. And then, continues on...
Ok then, let's see how this goes...

I wish I have a powerful and fast laptop so I'll never experience anymore lag.

otakuthegreat wrote:Granted, but she'll only like yaoi.

She likes yuri and normal hentai as well, lol. Yesterday she agreed to go out with me, so your break is nullified, ahaha! *laughs like an evil genius*

*Sorry for offtopic =|*

Well, since you two didn't say anything about your dreams, might as well start anew, huh?

I wish I can get to travel around the world.

Granted, but you'll forget your passport, and the very first border guard will count you as illegal immigrant and send you to jail.

I wish One Piece manga will end soon. I want to see ending before my retirement.

Granted, but it was a badly made rushed ending.

I wish I can time travel.

Granted, but only in the timeline when all the people you know are dead.

I wish I will found a chest full of golden coins

Granted, but each coin weighs like a gazillion tonnes, making it impossible to even pick up a single coin.

I wish I can try out all the foods in the world

Wow, that was a devastating blow to my wish...

So, your wish is granted, yet, after each dish you try and eat one completely new is created/new plant is grown/new animal species is selected. Good luck trying it all ^^

I wish russian b*ches without a voice and phantasy stop fandubbing anime openings and endings.

Granted but they killed you for your insults

I wish the world ends

Right now

Granted but it ends for you only. And with you. Only. Lol. The World Ends With You if you catch my drift.

I wish people to like my poems.

Granted, but nobody will ever know that you wrote them.

I wish for a sandwich without the lettuce.

Granted, but it's filled with something you also don't like either to have in your sandwich.

I wish for a nice juicy steak.

Granted, but it's made from your beloved pet/person

I wish I have better food in my university

Fikwriter wrote:Granted but it ends for you only. And with you. Only. Lol. The World Ends With You if you catch my drift.

I wish people to like my poems.

If only my life ended, you still haven't granted my wish ...

@-@ please follow the game rule

@topic

granted but the cost is too high for you

I wish this world turns into an RPG game 

c:

Technically, if person dies for him world is dead as well. Anyway, you wish is granted but you are a training dummy for noob players.

I wish it will finally become warmer over there. -30 is unbearable

Granted, but the sun will become so scorchingly hot that you will get burns if you walk outdoors. I wish to throw a pie at somebody.

Granted but you threw a pie at Barrack Rack Shooter
you got executed....for insulting USA's prez

I wish I can do magic tricks like Leriel

Granted, but you're executed for being a witch(er)

I wish people stop calling me strange

lol.....called witch for doing street magic

hilarious

Granted but you were dead before they noticed you weren't

I wish souvin a'vath mon meluc

EDIT:

that's a game skill....

sorry for the vague post

KaZaMi.Yuu wrote:lol.....called witch for doing street magic

hilarious

Granted but you were dead before they noticed you weren't

I wish souvin a'vath mon meluc

EDIT:

that's a game skill....

sorry for the vague post

Granted, but you'll die if you use it.

I Wish Nyancat can nyan faster.

Granted, but he nyans below 15 Hz so you'll never hear it.

I wish I start studying well instead of doing nothing

@wtv that thingy is

I'll never use a russian character on any games again....

Granted but you can't even focus enough to stare at your 
notes/books/reference papers

I wish my SAI skills will get better