Crush my Dreams

So basically, the poster will say his dreams/wishes, starting with 'I wish...'. Then, the next poster will try to crush it, and then says his dreams/wishes. And then, continues on...
Ok then, let's see how this goes...

I wish I have a powerful and fast laptop so I'll never experience anymore lag.

The Angel that comes to you is male

I wish I had a less moody PC

Granted, but only by a bit.

I wish I have more money.

You're the richest in your next game of monopoly

I wish more people would play this

Granted, but they're not very good at it.

I wish I can get my hands on a game with high replay value.

You acquire the game but it only runs on an unknown platform

I wish I had a CPU with better performance

Granted, but it only last for a day.

I wish I have can fly.

Whenever you fly, you lose your sense of sight until you land

I wish I could buy more games

You'll get it, but it's a movie (Seriously there's one coming out! from what i remember anyway)

I wish i had invisibility powers for... You know..

Granted, but you will become visible again when you... You know...

I wish I have superhuman strength.

Only during your sleep or while unconcious

I wish ABC s2 would come out tommorow

i don't want to destroy that dream :/

Alright then.
Let's start anew...

I wish I can do alchemy.

Granted, but only within an unknown small area in the middle of nowhere

I wish I could live through my favourite game

Granted, but only as a slime.

I wish I have a real sword.

Done, but it can't cut no-nothin

I wish there are monsters in our world

I mean monsters like lamias,dragons,vampires

KaZaMi.Yuu wrote:Done, but it can't cut no-nothin

I wish there are monsters in our world

I mean monsters like lamias,dragons,vampires

Sure, but they're all male

I wish i wasn't so f*cking lazy

Granted, but you can't blink (it'll be painfully dry in the morning)

I wish I knew how to make my own game

Granted, but people don't like it.

I wish I can go to the anime world.

Granted, and you would be even able to come back... But you'll die if stay in 2D world more than 5 minutes a year :D

I wish I'll have an otaku girlfriend XD

Granted, but she'll only like yaoi.

I wish I had a turkey.