Gae Bolg vs Sealing Wand + Gloves / -To be determined-

Gae Bolg vs Sealing Wand + Gloves

Introduction
Two teams compete between them to see which one is stronger. A lost lolie, whose name is Aria is lost in the life trying to search for the perfect team. Will she find it someday? read the story to find out the answer.

Chapter 1: The beginning of... hm, Pub Stomping.
*Aria went to Gae Bolg team trying luck, then she realized it was full of failmales...*
Aria: Yo.
Avenger: Die.
Ichigo: Wait Avenger.
Avenger: (?).
T.K.: This Avenger... I told him to ask before killing, W/e. What do you want?
Aria: Hm... there are no cute little girls like me?
Ichigo: What do you think we are...
Avenger: WE EAT LOLIES EVERYDAY!!!!
T.K.: Avenger...
Avenger: ...
Ichigo: Anyway, if you want to join Gae Bolg team... honesty, I think you are not ready... and you will never be.
Aria: Wut?
T.K.: You can try better luck in 10 or 20 years. Hahaha.
Aria: Gtfo failmale.
*Aria Left*
Ichigo: Lol.
T.K.: Wtf?

Chapter 2: The art of trolling, how to turn a fool into an idiot.
*Kanzaki Aria returned to Gae Bolg team... to make fun of them*
Aria: I'm back, I want to join Gae Bolg team.
Ichigo: I said...
Aria: I don't care what you said.
T.K.: Alright then, seems you have what you need to be here...
Aria: Of course.
Ichigo: Then, welcome to...
Aria: Sad, I'm ashamed, did you really believe me? To join Gae Bolg team...
everybody knows Sealing Wand + Gloves team is better.
T.K.: What you talking about?!
Ichigo: How you dare... you will never be able to join Sealing Wand + Gloves team!
Aria: How are so sure about it Ichifag?
Ichigo: Who the fuck do you think you are?
Aria: Kanzaki Aria, the Scarlet Ammo, you dumb or something? *sigh*
Sui: qtf she herps derps you all like np X_X.
T.K.: Lets kill this bitch, Ichifag, I mean Ichigo.
Black Star: Sup dudes, any1 called me?
-Everybody-: Er wut? Who are you? X_X.
Black star: Oh god not again, go Tsubaki, scythe form.. eh wait Tsubaki what the.......... nooooooo.
T.K.: What a dumb...
Ichigo: .......
Aria: He bugged himself using Infinity =)).
T.K.: Back to the topic, if you want to leave Gae Bolg team you have to...
*Kanzaki Aria used Doraemon's door*
Ichigo: She is gone...
T.K.: Oh really? thx for info I didn't notice...
Ichigo: What we do with this Black Star dude....
T.K.: Catch him, I bet we will have a great dinner today.
Ichigo: Sure.

Chapter 3: Abusing power, the art of VIP.
*Meanwhile, in the Sealing Wand + Gloves team*
BRS: Let me test my aiming.
Yuki Nagato: Sure, but don't harm me.
BRS: Don't worry, low mana.
*Black Rock Cannon*
Yuki Nagato: ....
BRS: Oh sh*t, in 1.2 BRC got buffed...
Sakura Kinomoto: Wait let me heal you, The Hope.
Yuki Nagato: Ok thx.
BRS: What will we do without you Sakura.
Aria: Sup.
BRS: Who are you?
Aria: Oh god, not again... I didn't CTRL + C it... Well... I'm Kanzaki Aria, the Scarlet Ammo, Prob? kk thx.
Yuki Nagato: Yoroshiku, I'm Yuki, an humanoid interface...
Aria: Alright got it, I just came here to join Sealing Wand + Gloves team.
Dead Master: Do you think you have what you need to join here?. Nobody knows you.
Aria: Lets fight then... or better...
*Aria.OwNs used his VIP slot for Kanzaki H. Aria*
Sakura: A VIP slot?
Aria: Yup, what else?
BRS: Well, It cannot be helped, welcome to Sealing Wand + Gloves team.
-Everybody- Welcome Aria!

Chapter 4: Planning the revenge, stupidity cannot be helped.
*In Gae Bolg team, Ichigo and T.K. were talking*
Ichigo: We have to do something about that bi*ch!
T.K.: True, she trolled us...
Avenger: SUPPPPPPP
T.K.: Avenger... do you want to take hand in the matter?
Avenger: SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Ichigo: I believe he wants...
T.K.: Alright then, we will tell you what to do Avenger.
OmegaSui: Can I join?
T.K.: I... Kiss... You...
*OmegaSui ran away*
*While T.K. and Ichigo were planning the revenge, in Sealing Wand + Gloves team...*
Aria: Yay, I am in. When will we begin?
Yuki Nagato: Begin to?
Aria: Revenge of course.
Dead Master: I like this idea, we will release our wrath against Gae Bolg team.
Sakura Kinomoto: ...
BRS: Sure, why not.
OmegaSui: Can I join?
Aria: What are you able to do?
OmegaSui: I can blow myself.
Dead Master: Welcome.


Chapter 5: Revenge, reworking the title, Idiot vs Lolies.
*Both teams began to plan their revenge, Gae Bolg team, whose leader was Ichigo had some problems...*
Ichigo: I am the leader but...
T.K.: Let me guess, you are idiot.
Ichigo: How did you...
Avenger: SUPPPPPPPPPPP
T.K.: Ok then, we are PURE MALES, so, what males do is to Rush enemies' base!
Assassin: You called him idiot, but you are retarded aswell.
Ichigo: Assassin...
Assassin: I'm glad you didn't write my name wrong, last time you wrote Asasin.
Ichigo: ...
T.K.: So what are you doing here?
Assassin: Isn't it obvious? you cannot beat those cute lolies... and I am here to rape... I mean, to kill them.
Avenger: BATTLE FIELD WILL BECOME A BLOOD RIVER!!!
Ichigo: It's ok while the blood is not ours...
T.K.: Then we can begin with the plan, since Assassin is here, the plan is...
*Assassin used Tsubame Gaeshi, T.K. died*
Avenger: YAYAY BLOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ichigo: ... Why did you... ehm Nvm, I want to live a bit more, we are listening to you Asasin.
Assassin: OMFG.
Ichigo: I meant Assassin *Ichigo's mind: please don't kill me, please don't kill me.*
Assassin: I need you as a bait, I'll let you to live a bit more.

Chapter 6: Take your gloves and kill the enemy like np.
*It was Sealing Wand + Gloves team time to plan their revenge*
Dead Master: I bet they will rush us like idiot...
Aria: Then we rush them also and kill them like np.
OmegaSui: Can I blow them?
Dead Master: Not yet, OmegaSui, not yet.
BRS: Well I knew this will happen, and I found a new member.
Reki: Yo.
Dead Master: A sniper... not bad idea.
Aria: So basically this will become a TD right?, they will be dead before they even could reach our base.
BRS: Almost but, we want to fight also.
Reki: Excuse me but...
Aria: What's up?
Reki: Tell me where I should aim.
Dead Master: Wut?
Reki: Should I aim at the limbs to make them suffering... maybe at the head for fast killing or what about a direct shot into the Heart?
Sakura Kinomoto: ...
Aria: Yay, this will be funny!
Dead Master: As you want... but kill them.
Reki: Sure.
BRS: There we go then.

Chapter 7: Killing training, the two baits.
Assassin: C'mon, Ichifag and Avengay, rush them without mercy!
Ichigo: This idea...
Avenger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Assassin: Any problem?
Ichigo: No... let me take a few refresh potions first.
*Ichigo and Avenger began to go to Sealing Wand + Gloves team base*
Reki: Enemy located, 2,2 KM North-East from here.
BRS: Sure.
Reki: Waiting order to shoot.
Ichigo: Look! I can see their base, just a bit more Avenger.
Avenger: SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Reki: I am a single bullet. It has no heart...
Ichigo: Wait, what is that on the roof?
Avenger: (?)
Reki: Therefore, it does not think...
Ichigo: DAMN IT'S A SNIPER, RUN!
Avenger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
*Ichigo used shunpo repeatedly, combining it with Refresh Pot, a few seconds later*
Ichigo: I'm safe I think...
Reki: It just flies straight towards its target.
Avenger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*Avenger died*
Aria: ... He is mine!
*Aria began to run*
Ichigo: I am so cool, I am safe! Yay, eh wait, where is Avenger...
Aria: You will meet him on hell.
Ichigo: What...
*Ichigo died like a fag, idiot hm... failmale. But wait, wasn't it easier to -ban Ichigo? ..., w/e*
Aria: It was funny dude, too bad the game didn't last what I expected...

Chapter 8: If your teammates die... just replace them.
Assassin: Probably I understimated those lolies...
Roa: Maybih, duh you need mah help?
Assassin: Michael Roa...
Roa: I'm glad that yah know mih.
Assassin: What's your plan?
Roa: I'll... fulfill dah battle field wiz HAXXOR TRAPS... then play as ah bait, attract lolies hiarh... and... BOOM.
Assassin: ... I guess, I am the bait, right?
Roa: Noh. I am sexyh enough to attract them with np.
Assassin: If you say so...
*A few minutes later*
Roa: Traps arh alreadyh there.
Assassin: So...
Roa: SHUT UP! I didn't ask you.
Assassin: ... (Imma kill him, Imma kill him, Imma kill him, Imma kill him, Imma kill him, Imma kill him)
Roa: Now I'll attract those cute lolies to mih. I'll teach you how, Assassin.
*Roa began to dance near to the trap field to attract lolies attention*
Aria: What the...
BRS: Michael Jackson?
Dead Master: NO!, It's Michael Roa!!
Roa: Come to mih lolies, I haven't eaten yet!!!
Aria: I think it's a trap...
Yuki Nagato: I will scan the area... As I thought, it's filled with traps.
BRS: What should we do...
Aria: I have an idea.

Chapter 9: OmegaSui is da bomb!
BRS: What's your idea Aria?
Aria: OmegaSui, you ready?
OmegaSui: I am da bomb!
Aria: -Whispered to BRS what to do- Did you get it?
BRS: Yes.
OmegaSui: Wut?
*BRS took OmegaSui and put it inside her cannon*
OmegaSui: Wai-
BRS: Black Rock Cannon... FIRE!
OmegaSui: derp..
*A huge explosion was heard*
Roa: I... will... dance... forever...
*Roa died*
Assassin: This is why some dudes fail on school, because teachers like him...
Aria: Sorry OmegaSui... Now you are da bomb, literally!
Sakura Kinomoto: Sugoi! I love fireworks!
Dead Master: We all do, I guess.

Chapter 10: Dancing in the Velvet Moon.
*Gae Bolg team was annihilated, only Assassin left. That night, the moon brightness was amazing , nothing good might happen. Suddenly, an unexpected shadow, wielding a scythe appeared, was too dark to see her face, she was someone that might do others die without effort. She came closer to Assassin, revealing herself as a white haired girl.*
Assassin: Who is there?
?????: It does not matter.
Assassin: What do you want?
?????: You called me.
Assassin: Did I?
?????: Yes, your soul did. You want revenge, I can do it for you.
Assassin: You serious?
?????: Yes, but the price... will not be, cheap.
Assassin: And the price is...
?????: Your soul.
Assassin: Damn, this is so overused dude...
?????: Do you want to die?
Assassin: Okay, my soul... np.
?????: I'll be back, soon, to claim my prize.
*The little unknown girl left, after a few seconds there was not trace from her, did I said the moon was bright?, oh wait it's off topic, ehm, we might say, the beginning of the end, began.*
?????: Finally arrived, so this is Sealing Wand + Gloves team base... will not take more than 5 minutes.

Chapter 11: Killing below the moon that cries blood tears.
*Almost midnight, it was a calmed night, the strange girl waited a few minutes in front of Sealing Wand + Gloves team base, nobody could imagine what was inside her mind. *
Random Dude#1: DEATH!!
Random Dude#2: KILL THEM!!
Random Dude#3: FUCK THEM!!
Random Dude#4: Fuck them? you fucking f*g.
Shut the fuck up dudes, stop trying to guess the story. Instead of that, just read it.
BRS: Something is not fine...
Dead Master: What do you mean?
BRS: I feel a strange presence...
Aria: You too?
Sakura Kinomoto: I am scared! :3
Yuki Nagato: Lets take a look outside.
*They went outside*
Aria: What the fuck is that?
BRS: Seems like a little girl...
Dead Master: Hey you, little girl, you should not play with that scythe, it may hurt you.
?????: So what? Btw, my name is Melody, let the dance begin.
Melody began to recite a weird song...
Yuki Nagato: Be careful, she is not a normal girl.
BRS: I believe the same, she gonna kill us.
Aria: Then we will kill her first.
Dead Master: Wait! she is reciting something, isn't she?
Melody: Death is my best friend, for those who betrayed the life and tried to go beyond the limits, those who thought they might achieve what the wanted to, I have a punishment for them. So that, everybody that tried to avoid the death, your souls belong to me. Pronounce my name, if you want to die. The judgement ended, once the moon cries blood tears, will be the end.
Aria: What the...
Melody: Now, my will will be accomplished, and my enemies, removed from the earth.
BRS: ...
Yuki Nagato: Nothing we could do.
Dead Master: It's too late...
Melody: Darkness Will: Dimension Breaker.
*Everything was destroyed in a radius of 2 kilometers, no presence could be felt, except the dark one*
Melody: My job, ends here. Now time to claim my reward.

Chapter 12: The End of the Hope
Assassin: I wonder where is that girl.
Melody: Are you talking about me?
Assassin: Are you back already? It was so fast...
Melody: Now, my reward.
Assassin: ...
Melody: What you waiting for? give me your soul.
Assassin: What if I don't want to?
Melody: You will regret it, I will tell you once more, give me your soul.
Assassin: Never!
Melody: Alright, you wanted it.
Melody pointed with her finger upon Assassin's throat. Details or images are not needed right?
Melody: I don't know why you didn't give me your soul, I am going to take it anyway.
*She felt how her power increased once she took his soul, the power made her immortal, or that was what she thought, since she was missing something, her own soul*
OmegaSui: I am... I am... wai-
*30 seconds later*
Melody: ...
OmegaSui: I am back!
Melody: Who are you?
OmegaSui: OmegaSui, you can call me Pedobear, what about you dood?
Melody: It does not matter.
OmegaSui: Then, Imma kill you dood.
*OmegaSui picked Louise, then used Fireball, Explosion, Dispel and Void, you can guess the result*
Melody: You serious?
OmegaSui: Sh*t, 4 fails yay I R SO PRO.
Melody: Are you proud of it?
OmegaSui: Yes I am. Prob? kkthxbai.
Melody: I believe, you will not live longer, you are wasting my time.
OmegaSui: -Repick.
*OmegaSui picked Aigis*
Melody: I will ask again, you serious?
OmegaSui: Be prepared to lose dood, trololol.
Melody: Let the judgement begin.

Chapter 13: The last night
*The night breeze flows, midnight was over, the sun will rise in a few hours, it would be a perfect night if it were not covered by darkness. Finally the battle will begin.*
Melody: Are you ready to die?
OmegaSui: A moment, I need something first.
Melody: (?)
OmegaSui: Yay, that's better.
Melody: A... coke...?
OmegaSui: What else? I need atleast 50% brain to play, coke gives me 100%.
*Melody raised her scythe, pointing at the moon, suddenly, the moon changed its white color, turning it into redish, which detaches death and pain. Her scythe, began to shine*
Melody: Oh lovely corrupted soul, you have felt a lot of pain and suffering along your life. You little guy, lost in half path, your destiny is unkown, but I can change it.
OmegaSui: Qtf you saying?
Melody: I rule Death and Life, nobody can escape nor hide from me, I create the laws, anyone who breaks them, will be punished.
OmegaSui: Did you finish? Don't tell me now you gonna shout ENUMA ELISH or EXCALIBUR dood.
Melody: You, who laughs in front of the death, I will show no mercy with those of your kind. As the pact with darkness grows, my power does aswell. Last Word: Soul Redemption.
OmegaSui: I... I... sorry Aigis...
Aigis: Sui...
*OmegaSui died in an instant. For those who think ''Everybody dies, fuck you Aria'', I have something to say, FUCK YOU!*
Melody: I wonder, why nobody listens to me. Btw thx for the coke, really needed it. *glup glup glup*

Chapter 14: The Master and the Admin
*Long time ago in a faraway land, ehm wait a moment, this is the end of the story, not the beginning, wtf. OK lets start again. The night ended, the sun was rising, then Melody realized she was not alone*
Melody: Who are you dudes?
Thomasinow: The ones who will ban you.
Deckai: Nyan~, You are not a nekomimi.
Melody: And you want to ban me... Like if you could.
Thomasinow: Deckai.
Deckai: I know.
*Deckai turned JASS On, what he was trying to do was unexpected, we all know Deckai -believe in god-, he is unpredictable*
Melody: You trying to bug me? lol, you can't dude, open your eyes, I am the perfect yandere loli.
Thomasinow: You are not perfect, you are missing something.
Melody: How you dare, simple human, die.
Deckai: Done, Vexorian's Optimizer barrier ready.
Thomasinow: Nice, let me modify something.
Melody: An useless barrier, my scythe cuts through everything.
*Thomasinow used his admin powers to modify Deckai's barrier, improving its strength*
Thomasinow: Quickly Deckai.
Deckai: I know, give me a few seconds!
Melody: What a waste of time, this game is not funny anymore, you both, die now.
Deckai: Got it!
Melody: What the...
*Melody's defenses were f*cked, a bugged trigger was introduced inside Melody*
Thomasinow: Sorry Melody, you are too imba.
Random ABC fans: NERF NERF NERF NERF!!!
Melody: Noooo...
Thomasinow: See ya, -ban Melody.
*Melody has been banned*
Deckai: We did it, Nyan~
Thomasinow: Yes.
*After this, ABC 1.2 was released... due to the bugged trigger creared by Deckai... ABC 1.2 ehm... words are not needed, just report the bugs at https://abcwc3.forumotion.com/t388-abc-v12-full-bug-list *

Chapter 15: Christmas! the expected ABC 1.3 and AoS mode!
*After that huge haxxor text story that I hope you all read... lets take it off topic and create a random-funny story*
-Everybody hates DotA... atleast so do I, somehow, ABC 1.3 with AoS mode will own DotA and everything, lets begin the story-
OmegaSui: Wai-, I'm not revived?
Aria.OwNs: Oh sh*t, I forgot lololol. No way then... give me 5 min to think how to continue this...
*5 hours later*
OmegaSui: Not yet?
Aria.OwNs: Ok got it.
*OmegaSui revived*
OmegaSui: Wut? you could be more original... and where the fuck is Aigis?
Aria.OwNs: Dude... fuck you.
*Aigis revived*
Aigis: I'm back Sui!
*OmegaSui hugs Aigis*
Aria.OwNs: Lol wait, if you do so, then I'll revive Aria and will hug her also...
*OmegaSui is too busy to listen to Aria*
Aria.OwNs: *Sigh*, /revive Aria.
*Aria, the Scarlet Ammo revived*
Aria: F*ck you, why did you kill me?
OmegaSui: Dude fuck you.
Aria.OwNs: What's wrong now? Omg. Everybody hates me.
OmegaSui: Qtf is ''the Scarlet Ammo revived''?, You didn't write anything to revive me nor Aigis.
Aria: I'm so cute, it's needed.
Aria.OwNs: ... it's ehm... like she said, lolol.
Aria: And why did you kill ME?!!!
Aria.OwNs: Why not? Everybody died anyway.
Aigis: I want to test my new skill!
OmegaSui: Wai- wut?
*Aigis used salvation on Sui*
Aria: Lol.
Aria.OwNs: XD?
OmegaSui: herp derp...
*OmegaSui died*
*-3 seconds later- OmegaSui revived-*
OmegaSui: Funny?
Aigis: Sorry.
Aria.OwNs: It would had be funny if you would had not revive!
Aria: Btw, the main topic was...
OmegaSui: ABC 1.3.
Aria.OwNs: Lol sh*t, forgot, again.
System Message: Time for this chapter is over. 10 seconds left.
Aria.OwNs: What the fuck? Don't tell me we will need another chapter OMFG.
OmegaSui: Screw it.
Aria: ...
Aigis: ...
Black Star: Sup dudes, the best hero is back to...
Aria.OwNs: -ban Black Star
*Black Star has been banned*

The End

Post reserved.

Sui: qtf she herps derps you all like np X_X.

WTF? This is Sui

This is OmegaSui *point at myself* SEE? SO MUCH DIFFERENCES!

Fcking crap. Sealing Wand + Gloves team can burn in hell.

Another story? just like (Kanzaki's story only.....)

LOL.... Kanzaki no gaiden deshou....

just continue...and i will continue mine...

Updated, added new chapters.
Note: Chapter 8 not finished yet.

Roa... attracting lolies to him... Pedobear is certainly NOT amused...

Fuck u

GOGOGO Grim Reaper!!

/facepalm
The hell is thiz lolizness

next chapter......

o_o Melody?

Sui has respawned!...

Aria.OwNs wrote:Details or images are not needed right?

Yes, yes they are :D
And damn, this is random...

Zzz screw the title's name

1st Story finished.
I have no idea how I will use the 2nd reserved post.
Feel free to suggest ideas XD.

Sui makes his own team of heroes and they journey to the ends of the earth? =D

Just wait for my story in hangouts...

a climax between sealing wands and gay bulges

an all out clash..... season 1 ending

coming soon LOL XD

OmegaSui and his hentai maniac minions r trying to take down Unicef (obv reasons) and Japanese gov.
Who shall stop their reign of terror and save lolikind?

lol where's kanade ? XD
I think melody is kanade lawl

btw nice fantasy XD

Kanade is like a snail, she tried to join the story but, she didn't do it in time.

In that case, I'd guess Konata was killed earlier by everyone else for stealing their spells?

Konata stole Nanoha's Flash Move (Yes Flash Move, prob?) and went into a trip around the map.

PD: Others characters not included in this story might be included in the 2nd post with an alternative story.

Thom and Deck!!, ban Aria.OwNs, She's using -revive cheats :O!

Anyways....why not write about "The Adventures of Thomasinow & Deckai" ?

Hahahaha. I lol'd so hard in the story. IF there is a next chapter, why Blackstar "banned" so easily? Wanna see him troll himself XD