Story Collaboration

Hello

Basically, we waste our precious time here typing up random stuff to make a f**ked up story. How great is that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND, GO!


Lying flat on the ground, I opened my eyes in shock to see that...

OoC: Omoshiroi... Let's give it a try.

...an oversized cat sleeping right next to me. Upon closer inspection, the cat looks like a puppet or something with a zipper on its chest. I unzipped it and that's when...

...I saw a blade inside its chest and quickly step backed. I don't know what to do, so I ask my...

Twin brother who was eating fruit cake to try to get the blade. As he approached, I...

...asked myself why is puppet there in the first place, but I didn't know the answer. My twin brother pulls the blade out of the puppet with ease. Suddenly, the puppet...

...said "Will you be my onii-chan?" with bloodshot eyes and a blood-soaked body when suddenly...

OoC: Damn. Wasn't expecting that...

...a large explosion occurs outside of my house. I said to myself, 'What's worser than having a blood-soaked killer?'. I was about to get my answer, as something broke through the front door and into my house. It was a...

...I possibly get myself into so many bad situation so quickly in a row?! That was what I thought at first, but I quickly realized that this wasn't the time to think about that. Something must be done about the bomb first. I was about to take action when the blood-soaked loli...

OoC: Totally expecting that.

...was shocked to find that not only was there no explosion, but the bomb was nowhere to be found. "I kicked it into a dimensional rift so that the bomb doesn't explode here." was what the blood-soaked loli said after seeing my shocked expression. Knowing that she killed my twin brother, I nervously asked who she was...

... and she answered with confidence " I am your father ". I was thinking that she was insane but of course, she's a blood-soaked mad loli so I...

OoC: Damn. I don't know how to continue this.

...said "You're joking, right? This has got to be a joke." With a smile in her face, the blood-soaked loli approaches me and...

Necrophilia-Loli who loves his victim soaked in blood. As I reach out for my knife to kill her before doing the deed...

And i forget to wash that knife...

...by the ways, an earthquake suddenly occured, stunning me for a while. Suprisingly, the house didn't collapse at all. Just then, the blood-soaked loli charged at me, trying to kill me. I barely dodged the attack and...

...used her momentum to grab her blade. I gripped it tightly and my hand bleed as a result. The loli's bloodshot eyes grew even scarier and it pierced right into my soul, freezing me on the spot. I've got to do something and that is

grab my mobile phone to call my mom on how to

...tried to stab me in the face. I kicked her away just in time and received only a minor slash in the cheek. The loli fell onto the ground but she...

...piece of the roof fell onto the loli while barely missing me, rendering her unable to attack. It would appear the house wasn't totally unharmed by the previous earthquake and was starting to collapse. Obviously not wanting to be crushed, I intended to leave the house quickly, but was stopped by the sight of...